I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
* Documentary Voice *
* British Documentary Voice *
* David Attenborough Documentary Voice *
Guys please you’re embarrassing the fandom… *Morgan Freeman’s God Documentary Voice.*
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick